Last week, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80, and went home....
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I didn't read the post...just looked at the pictures.
I started to read the post but I've heard it before so I looked a the picture for a little while. Sorry if I drooled on your blog. :)
Hey Buggys hope this works out for ya. It's fun to just post those jokes that crack us up...no pun intended.
Did you make that up? Because if you did, that's pretty good. Also, I'd like to point out that I'm the least gay looking stripper in the photo -- the one in the back row, pardon the expression, second from the left.
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