Saturday, November 7, 2009

Dumb Ads

For Sale By Owner: Complete set of encyclopedia Brittanica. 45 volumes. Excellant condition. $1,000. or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

For Sale: Hope chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Full sized mattress, 20 year warranty, like new, slight urine smell.

Nordic track-hardly used, call Chubby.

Nice parachute-never opened, used once.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay $7.00 - $9.00 per hour.

Open House: Body Shapers Toning Salon - free coffee and donuts!


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